who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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