I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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