Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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