Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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