I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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