Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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