Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I have peed in a lot of sinks
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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