I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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