How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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