it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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