i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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