I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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