Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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