He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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