yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Too much gin, very little bucket
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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