peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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