Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Boobs speak an international language.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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