I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
We had sex on a dog bed..
How many fucks given?
0.12846
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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