Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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