i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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