Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Randomize
