Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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