I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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