so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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