She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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