I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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