ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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