Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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