I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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