I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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