Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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