No more Irish car bombs ever.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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