Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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