Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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