You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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