it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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