I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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