I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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