but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
No more Irish car bombs ever.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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