Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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