stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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