tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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