she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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