don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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