do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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