I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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