I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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