summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
We had to coat check the pizza.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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