SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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