So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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